DivingBored.com Launched – Missiles from North Korea, Not.

NEW YORK (AP) — In a much anticipated event, the online publication DivingBored has launched after years of anticipation. The venture, shelved several times before production eventually began, brings a new type of news outlet and commentary to the public. The trademarked Deep End and Shallow End approach by DivingBored, which only privileged insiders have enjoyed over the past few years, offers a variety of information to the now public audience. While The Shallow End simply points out the short-comings, flaws and incontestable pure-lunacy that floods our daily social, politial, economical and commericial lives – The Deep End will be our personal white-board, including all sorts of notes, videos and random floods of material.

Doubts were raised by critics whether this creative collaboration would come to fruition, however fictional media mogul Guy Cooley remarked just recently at his own press conference that he had every bit of faith in the two enterprising founders to see the venture through to success.

News of the launch came in just as Kim Jong-Il reportedly and uncharacteristically tucked his tail between his legs and has submitted to a deal at six-nation talks in Beijing. North Korea, or The DPRK for those with a sense of irony, has agreed to close down its nuclear program in exchange for 50,000 metric tons of fuel aid. Negotiators, pleased with their result, chose the obscure number with the belief that most of the international community has no idea as to what 50,000 metric tons of fuel amounts, nor any clue what that might look like.

Meanwhile other prospective nuclear club member Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, said on Tuesday that Tehran is “opposed to any proliferation” of nuclear weapons and is always ready to talk about its nuclear program – language which will certainly hurt him after he has bombed the Israeli people.