We Own the Night

I just watched We Own the Night, a 2007 movie with Jaoquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg, Robert Duvall, and Eva Mendes. I liked it, which means you should stay far, far, far away from this movie. I’m the guy who loved, and recommended, A History of Violence, a movie which made those who saw it on my suggestion ask me the following questions:

1. how to get our money back
2. how to ask you to pay us back (check or cash)
3. how we would get our 1.5 hours of life back
4. If there was ever a worse movie
5. If a movie could actually be broken down into 3 awesome scenes and the rest actually CUT
6. If you were crazy or on acid during your movie experience
7. Maybe we saw the wrong “A History of Violence ”
8. Perhaps “the good version” didn’t get distributed in NYC

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