Look, poor people!
My pal Fast Johnny and I got a new Vaudeville act we’re gonna take on the road in Cleveland, Ohio!! Ready? Tell me what you think!
Me: I once knew a guy who was poor.
Fast Johnny: HOW POOR WAS HE??
Me: He was SO poor, that he waited in line for 90 minutes in Cleveland for a Papa Johns pizza because they were offering it for only 23 cents!
Fast Johnny: DID HE HAVE A JOB?
Me: No! None of the people in line had jobs!
Fast Johnny: Hahahahahahahaha. You slay me, sir!
Play me off, Johnny.
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