Weren't you in Total Recall, Your Honor?
Get ready for a surprise, your Honor!
As a member of the bar, I would rather cede to my Diving Bored colleagues the pleasure of cracking on this member of the bench. I will only point out her Honor’s resemblance to a certain co-star, and alter ego, of his Honor, Governor Schwarzenegger.
Let me point out a few facts about her Honor, Judge Elizabeth Halverson: (1) she rides around on a motorized scooter, mostly due to her obesity I assume; (2) she had her husband sworn in as a witness to her court, to ask him under oath if he completed his chores at home; (3) she made her bailiff “put her shoes on her feet, massage her back, cover her with a blanket for naps and make sure her oxygen tank was filled” — oh yea, did I mention the oxygen tank?; (4) oxygen tank!; and, (5) she has been suspended from the bench.
So, I’m not here to judge (pun!). Take these facts at face value. I am NOT issuing an opinion about this fine member of the legal community.
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