Ah, shit
If someone were to take a powerful laxative in conjunction with a powerful constipatory agent¹, would the two cancel each other out, or would said experimenter feel the overwhelming (and insatiable) urge to shit bricks?
So many movies (Dumb & Dumber and Van Wilder come to mind) have played the “look what happens when you overdose on laxatives!” card, but I’d really like to know what happens when you take the excremental equivalent of a Red Bull and vodka.
¹ How real does that sound, seriously?
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