Things you're least likely to hear on the set of a movie
“Keanu, maybe scale it back a bit. A little less energy.”
“Strong enunciation on that last take, Sly.”
“Anyone have Kevin Bacon’s cell number?”
“Someone call Michael Bay. See how he would direct this love scene.”
“I think Gheorge Muresan will make a great hobbit.”
“Someone get Mel another copy of Schindler’s List for his trailer.”
“Jake, could you kiss Heath without being, so, I don’t know, gay?”
“You shut your fucking mouth, Tom Hanks.”
“I’ll bet Katie Holmes would know.”
And now, your turn…
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