He's Back.
The same man who brought us, “We don’t have homosexuals. In Iran we do not have this phenomenon, I don’t know who told you that we have it”, is coming back to New York.
Yes the hero of hyperconservative fundamentalist muslims everywhere is returning to The Apple for the UN General Assembly in September. Of course, Ahmadinejad would have come earlier for the end of summer Hamptons White Party, however upon learning of the sizable Jewish population within the famous Long Island getaway he’s hoping to wipe, that too, off the map.
Ahmadinejad is in talks with Lex Luthor, Dr. Evil, a number of James Bond villians and the former writing staff of Pinky and The Brain to concoct an ambitious, extravagant and complicated plan which will be revealed to Israel with just enough time for the Jewish state to escape, circumvent his inept henchmen and capture the ruthless Iranian leader in a comical yet just manner.
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