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Clay Buchholz: Baseball's New Iron Man!
This article says it all, but just in case it doesn’t, here are my two cents: Grow a pair, Clay! I’d ask who you think you are, but I have a pretty good idea.
Red Sox put Buchholz on DL
By David Ginsburg, AP Sports Writer
BALTIMORE — Clay Buchholz was put on the 15-day disabled list Wednesday [...]
"I'm just here for the gasoline."
If Mad Max were around to see this, he would warn us. He would say quietly that if we stop filling our oil reserves, there will be no fuel for military equipment, much less planes to tomorrow-morrow-land, when disaster strikes. But no one would listen. In the post-apocalyptic world of gaslessness, where will our anti-semitic [...]
What happened to Kurt Loder?
Seriously, where IS this guy? Where does MTV put their VJs and other personalities when they reach the ripe old age of 29?
Maybe Kurt is hanging out with Tabitha Soren somewhere.
Weren't you in Total Recall, Your Honor?
Get ready for a surprise, your Honor!
As a member of the bar, I would rather cede to my Diving Bored colleagues the pleasure of cracking on this member of the bench. I will only point out her Honor’s resemblance to a certain co-star, and alter ego, of his Honor, Governor Schwarzenegger.
Let me point out a [...]
"Hi, I'm a Mac. Where the f*ck am I?"
This just in: Macs are now impervious even to theft! Take that ya PC bitch! Can you do THIS? Can you?
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — A Westchester woman who had her laptop stolen was able to connect to the computer, photograph two suspects and file the photos to police.
White Plains Police say they used the photos to [...]
Look, poor people!
My pal Fast Johnny and I got a new Vaudeville act we’re gonna take on the road in Cleveland, Ohio!! Ready? Tell me what you think!
Me: I once knew a guy who was poor.
Fast Johnny: HOW POOR WAS HE??
Me: He was SO poor, that he waited in line for 90 minutes in Cleveland for a Papa Johns pizza because [...]
Guess who will never get laid? Yep, 12-year-old David Witthoft
This f*cking kid.
Finally took off his stupid f*cking Favre jersey.
After FOUR f*cking years.
Oh fuck.
Oh my Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood, we’re fucked.
Really, Southwest? Really?
Clearly, I am not the first person to blog about the shortcomings of Southwest Airlines. It’s just that I had a particular experience on Sunday night flying home to Chicago from Baltimore, the details of which I would rather not go into, so I will bullet-point summarize:
overhead compartment above my seat filled with flight attendant’s [...]
We Own the Night
I just watched We Own the Night, a 2007 movie with Jaoquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg, Robert Duvall, and Eva Mendes. I liked it, which means you should stay far, far, far away from this movie. I’m the guy who loved, and recommended, A History of Violence, a movie which made those who saw it on [...]