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In a world…
…where one man dominated an industry. Everything… is about to change.
(Dramatic silence)
(Possibly followed by large explosion - though only applicable for Jerry Bruckheimer films)
To the only man who could leave 20 voicemails for a girl and probably still lock it up - we will miss you Don LaFontaine. While there [...]
Evoking Milli Vanilli
I would imagine by now that everyone has heard about the miming Chinese girl at the opening ceremony of the Olympics.
If you haven’t:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7556058.stm
What China fails to realize is that their entire population looks identical. Did they think we would have been able to distinguish between the “cute one” miming and the original [...]
Selection of phrases which you’re not likely to encounter in Sudan
“Schwing!”
“Zero percent financing”
“Roast duck with the mango salsa”
“Frequent Flyer Miles”
“Optional swim platform with extendable ladder”
“If You See Something, Say Something”
“Hungarian Superior Quality Goose Down”
“Fore!”
School locked down after ‘ninja’ sighted in woods
June 25, 2008
BARNEGAT, N.J. –It’s the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Police tell the Asbury [...]
Johnny 5 arrested at Wall-E Premiere
Los Angeles, CA – It’s been almost twenty years since robot Johnny 5 was seen in a movie theater, but last night at the red carpet premiere of Disney/Pixar’s new animated feature Wall-E , he was seen outside of the El Capitan, drinking heavily, spewing racial epithets, and eventually being dragged away [...]
Racist MacBooks
At today’s WWDC, rumours are abound that Apple is set to release their newest line of MacBooks. While there has been considerable debate over certain issues…the product line will potentially be as follows:
The Black MacBook
Benefits:
- Bigger processor
- Will run faster
- Costs approximately 3/5 the price of an equivalent white MacBook
Issues:
- Trouble “getting into” certain [...]