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Obama 2012 Campaign Poster Leaked
Feel it.
Really? REALLY?
I think they’re just doing it because they know they can get away with it.
No boomstick? No good.
See that movie poster up there? It’s for Jacks Brooks: Monster Slayer. It’s the story of an average guy with not a whole lot going for him that happens to be really good at killing evil beings. But it’s not campy enough. And it appears to have cost well over $100,000 to make. And the [...]
I'd be crazy NOT to do this
Today’s inductee into the Craigslist Scam HOF: Hello, Actually,I want to buy the IPhone for my friend. we both work at the USIS in the resarch department here in Mississippi but he was transfered a month ago to Africa as an international consultant due to his great performance. He laments that life over there is [...]
One of these things is not like the other
Front row at the Team USA / Team Canada pre-Olympics-why-would-anyone-even-go game in Vegas. From left to right: Warren Buffett, William Gates, and Christopher Bridges
Computer Malpunction
Correct me if I’m wrong, but is this supposed to be a reference to the flux capacitor, the fictional invention said to make time travel possible, as described in the 1985 film Back to the Future? If so, what the hell is it doing serving as the headline for an article about the psychological affect [...]
From FDA: "our bad"
So that widely-reported salmonella scare going on? The one that cost the tomato industry over $100 million? Well… it wasn’t tomatoes: After causing the tomato industry to lose an estimated $100 million, health investigators have essentially recanted their contaminated tomato theory and have focused their attention on jalapeño peppers. The Baltimore Sun reports that new [...]
New shirts available at DB merch store
Place your order now. These babies are selling like hot potato pancakes.
Dear Mr. Studio Executive
Remember a few years ago when DVDs came out? Good times, right? Apparently we started with Gladiator and started to convert the rest of the vast archives of cinema on a chronological basis. Well guess what? You fucking forgot a few of them. I’m talking about some stellar films like the venerable Speed Zone! and [...]
READ MY FAX
Back to the Future II is best remembered as a well-researched, highly accurate depiction of the future (which is just 7 years away at this point). Truth is, in 7 years, some of that stuff will probably have come to fruition to a degree. Digital newspapers, video arcade games that do not require the use [...]