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	<title>Diving Bored &#187; Lone</title>
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	<description>you’re in over your head…</description>
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		<title>What is the hardest part about rollerblading?</title>
		<link>http://www.divingbored.com/2008/07/25/what-is-the-hardest-part-about-rollerblading/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well as the old saying goes this video shows one gentleman who went through the hardest part. The Hardest Part of Rollerblading&#8230; &#8211; Watch more free videos]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well as the <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">old</span> saying goes this video shows one gentleman who went through the hardest part.</p>
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		<title>Signing Off Mid Conversation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 15:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is signing off mid conversation the same as hanging up on someone? Yes.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is signing off mid conversation the same as hanging up on someone?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
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		<title>It wasn&#039;t locked &#8211; ladder fall infomercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This video depicting what appears to be a 1970&#8242;s infomercial trying to sell a modular ladder is hilarious. It is the kind of thing that the Internet was invented for, and certainly worth sharing with your friends. I must say that there is not a time yet that I have watched this video and not [...]]]></description>
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<p>This video depicting what appears to be a 1970&#8242;s infomercial trying to sell a modular ladder is hilarious.  It is the kind of thing that the Internet was invented for, and certainly worth sharing with your friends.  I must say that there is not a time yet that I have watched this video and not actually laughed out loud.</p>
<p>Since this video is such a favorite of mine I figured I would give it the dignity of a solid analysis and play-by-play of exactly what is happening in the video &#8211; thus highlighting the points of hilarity.</p>
<p>The path to literal derailment begins at 0:13 where our host fails to actually secure the locking mechanism for the ladder.</p>
<p><strong>0:18</strong> a favorite line from the drama<br />
Host: &#8220;This is tough&#8221;<br />
Little house on the prairie co-host: &#8220;It is??&#8221;</p>
<p>The disbelief here seems genuine from her and makes me wonder if the idea for the smart inventor coupled with the moron co-host actually works for the infomercial format.</p>
<p><strong>0:33</strong> the path to failure begins<br />
Our trusty host now claims &#8220;Now it is locked in place, ok&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>0:37</strong> face implantation into the structural integrity left on the ladder.  This scene also shows that our two hosts are standing in front of a flimsy wooden wall situation that wavers at the slightest touch of the fallen ladder.</p>
<p><strong>0:42-0:50</strong> Our host, probably running on adrenaline at this point, continues the SELL SELL SELL and lets the audience know that &#8220;once it is locked it is safe to operate&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>0:51</strong> My personal favorite line &#8220;continue to call for it&#8221; in a last ditch effort to solidify that if things are in fact locked into place to will not smash your head into this deathtrap of a ladder.</p>
<p>Some fail to notice that the last frame of the video is actually an Elvis doll for sale for only $139.76 (down from $219.00)</p>
<p>An amazing video in which I hope to one day interview all parties involved.</p>
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