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Weren't you in Total Recall, Your Honor?
Get ready for a surprise, your Honor! As a member of the bar, I would rather cede to my Diving Bored colleagues the pleasure of cracking on this member of the bench. I will only point out her Honor’s resemblance to a certain co-star, and alter ego, of his Honor, Governor Schwarzenegger. Let me point [...]
Look, poor people!
My pal Fast Johnny and I got a new Vaudeville act we’re gonna take on the road in Cleveland, Ohio!! Ready? Tell me what you think! Me: I once knew a guy who was poor. Fast Johnny: HOW POOR WAS HE?? Me: He was SO poor, that he waited in line for 90 minutes in Cleveland for [...]
We Could Do This, Right?
So the guys at Kissing Suzy Kolber like to do mock drafts during the NFL off-season (specifically the pre-draft portion). They’ve covered a pretty wide range of topics, including fruits to eat on a desert island, movie deaths scenes you’d like to have as your own, and board games to play if you’re life depended [...]
Your "gun" is sticking into my hip
See what Ace Ventura did there? He used quotation marks (well, he just spoke the phrase, but you could tell there were quotation marks in the original screenplay) to imply that the word gun actually meant something else. That’s what quotation marks “do.” (I would link to a clip of Chris Farley’s Bennett Brauer here [...]
Looking forward to this business opportunity!
I cannot WAIT for my partnership with my new friend Mrs. Yuning! Here is what she wrote to me today: Compliment of the day to you,although you may be skeptical receiving this email as we have not met before,Am an employee in the The Fondazione Di Vittorio, established 1977 by the Multi-Million groups and now [...]
It wasn't locked – ladder fall infomercial
This video depicting what appears to be a 1970′s infomercial trying to sell a modular ladder is hilarious. It is the kind of thing that the Internet was invented for, and certainly worth sharing with your friends. I must say that there is not a time yet that I have watched this video and not [...]
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Table 19, your pizza’s ready.
10 Years of Instant Messaging
Years from now who knows where the art of instant messaging will be, but I will always enjoy coming from the generation that kicked off instant messaging with pomp and circumstance. Yes, instant messaging goes a ways back if you want to get technical, but mass market, pop culture IM is a whole other beast. [...]
DivingBored.com Launched – Missiles from North Korea, Not.
NEW YORK (AP) — In a much anticipated event, the online publication DivingBored has launched after years of anticipation. The venture, shelved several times before production eventually began, brings a new type of news outlet and commentary to the public. The trademarked Deep End and Shallow End approach by DivingBored, which only privileged insiders have [...]