Lazy Theses
DB Classics: "Wrong Fat Girl"
All the credit on this goes to Dave.
Here’s a story I like to call “wrong fat girl.”
The phrase, “You all look alike to me” is one of those bigoted utterances that every race or ethnicity says about the other, almost keeping it from being too inappropriate.
- “You all look alike to us!” [...]
Beerpong as sport
Note: I originally wrote this back in October of 2005 while at a terribly boring internship. It has been slightly revised and recreated below. As is the trend among writers recycling material, I have included footnotes to create an entirely new reading experience.
If poker and NASCAR are sports, than so too is beerpong/beirut. [...]