Ah, shit

Gordon Tremeschko — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:41:18 +0000

If someone were to take a powerful laxative in conjunction with a powerful constipatory agent¹, would the two cancel each other out, or would said experimenter feel the overwhelming (and insatiable) urge to shit bricks?

So many movies (Dumb & Dumber and Van Wilder come to mind) have played the “look what happens when you overdose on laxatives!” card, but I’d really like to know what happens when you take the excremental equivalent of a Red Bull and vodka.

¹ How real does that sound, seriously?

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Gordon Tremeschko — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:33:07 +0000

I think we can agree that location-based technology constitutes at least a material percentage of what is commonly referred to as “the rage.” Newer cameras keep track of where you took your pictures. Phones can now pinpoint (within 1700m) your global location. GPS systems for cars can now tell you where the best gas prices are and which routes have the lightest traffic. And it’s really, really easy to find the nearest pizza place on Google Maps. It’s fantastic.

And while it’s nice and convenient to know where you can get the closest slice of pepperoni, it is absolutely crucial to know where your nearest public restroom is. Thankfully, this service is now available from a logical, yet completely unexpected source. Imodium (makers of the anti-poopinate Imodium AD) has a wonderful little applet on their website now:

To put your mind at ease, it’s good to know where the bathrooms are — even if your diarrhea is under control. So plan ahead. Enter the ZIP code or city and state where you’ll be, and find out where the bathrooms are.

I wish this worked on my phone. Public restrooms are like Mexicans. As soon as you start asking people where they are, they go missing.

via Consumerist

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