The Deep End
In a world…
…where one man dominated an industry. Everything… is about to change.
(Dramatic silence)
(Possibly followed by large explosion – though only applicable for Jerry Bruckheimer films)
To the only man who could leave 20 voicemails for a girl and probably still lock it up – we will miss you Don LaFontaine. While there [...]
You kids don't know how easy you have it
I just got an email from my mother. It’s supposed to be a funny, technology-based update to the “I used to have to walk to school uphill in the snow both ways” speech that our grandparents gave our parents. Unfortunately, the email is already dated, with references to Napster and the original Sony PlayStation.
So, I [...]
Weezer knows how to stay current
Embedding for the video is disabled, but here is the link to the new “Pork and Beans” video from Weezer. I fucking love this video.
Count the internet sensations!
Dude, you're so fake.
Indie bands have been the rage for years, but don’t tell them that – they’re ‘indie’. The original idea behind indie rock was just as the name applies – independent, not of mainstream, not of record label. How many indie bands do you like? None! You don’t know [...]
Beerpong as sport
Note: I originally wrote this back in October of 2005 while at a terribly boring internship. It has been slightly revised and recreated below. As is the trend among writers recycling material, I have included footnotes to create an entirely new reading experience.
If poker and NASCAR are sports, than so too is beerpong/beirut. [...]