The Black MacBook
Benefits:
- Bigger processor
- Will run faster
- Costs approximately 3/5 the price of an equivalent white MacBook
Issues:
- Trouble “getting into” certain websites
- Most of the software on it will be stolen

The Yellow MacBook
Benefits:
- Incredible mass production
- Capable of incredible efficiency, especially when networked with other Yellow MacBooks
- Widescreen resolution is much better
- Smaller and lighter
Issues:
- Kinks in marketing scheme: “Made by children…for children”
- Runs on coal

The Brown MacBook (Eastern Edition)
Benefits:
- Oldest MacBook, long dated history
- Comes with a polishing cloth
Issues:
- No logic board
- Blows Up

The Brown MacBook (Western Edition)
Benefits:
- Incredibly low cost
- Works well in hotter, outdoor conditions
- Clever new packaging allows for many more units to ship via pickup truck
Issues:
- Difficult to keep clean
- Nothing happens when you press “h” key

The White MacBook
Benefits:
- Excellent for financial institutions and government
- Easily upgradeable
Issues:
- White MacBook does not network as well with Yellow, Black, or Brown MacBooks, despite prominent advertising to the contrary
- Will only perform at 40%
- Higher production cost than Yellow, Black, and both Brown MacBooks – while technically not capable of anything different
- No help-desk, the White MacBook doesn’t make mistakes

The Red MacBook
Benefits:
- Entirely organic
- Uses little to no energy
- Sales Promotion: First 1000 users to be taught alternative computing techniques (e.g. introduction to kernel)
Issues:
- Production floorspace previously devoted to Red MacBook, now almost entirely overrun by White MacBooks
- Roughly 6 exist in the marketplace, not easy to find
- Frequent guilt-inducing reminders telling users to empty trash
- Highly susceptible to Western viruses

More on this as it develops…
(Collaborative DB Team)