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		<title>School locked down after &#039;ninja&#039; sighted in woods</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[June 25, 2008 BARNEGAT, N.J. &#8211;It&#8217;s the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school. Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword. Police tell [...]]]></description>
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<p><span>BARNEGAT, N.J. &#8211;</span>It&#8217;s the case of the nonexistent ninja.  Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.</p>
<p>Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.</p>
<p>Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.</p>
<p>The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.</p>
<p><span style="white-space: nowrap;">(lifted from Boston.com)</span></p>
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